shoulderhyung:

jjong: haha im short

someone else @ jjong: haha ur short

jjong: alright honestly fuck you. you smell like mildew and last week ya mama called in a missing persons for your hairline. all your band t shirts have cum stains on the front and i know you bought iggy’s album on itunes, so fuck you.

(via excusemehotchocolate)

ryenross:

me: hey i’m kinda good at this writing thing
*reads other people’s writing*
me: i am a literary potato

(via buttkeyk)

swerveycorps:

i have 3 moods for biases:

  • the ruler of my heart please step on me 
  • precious child must be protected at all costs 
  • complete trash yet ironically my favorite member

(Source: mikasa-ackerman, via lordkey)

winkijinki:

excusemehotchocolate:

I swear sometimes when I’m watching Shinee doing whatever I’ll always catch Minho staring at Onew at some point and I end rolling my eyes. Minho wants Jinki to fuck him so badly. Like calm your thirst Min Min you’re being obvious as fuck.

Pretty sure Taemin has handed him a glass or bottle of water and said there. Ya thirsty mother Fucker.

Because I want to believe that.

Exactly.

I can totally believe that. Minho is so needy when it comes to his leader. I wonder if he constantly has to fan himself because of his frustration. 

I swear sometimes when I’m watching Shinee doing whatever I’ll always catch Minho staring at Onew at some point and I end rolling my eyes. Minho wants Jinki to fuck him so badly. Like calm your thirst Min Min you’re being obvious as fuck.

nerdqueen269:

hooksandplans:

bringyourownbacon:

fleetingroyalty:

so remember when some smut fanfics were called lemons

holy shit how old am I?

i think the more important thing to ask ourselves is how young were we when we started reading porn

There are some questions that should remain unanswered

(via iloveleejinki123)